Have you ever been high? What is high? Well, from a drug users view it can be a lot of stuff, but from a normal guy’s point of view the best rush you can ever get is when you get high on life.
Like when you wake up in the morning and you feel that godly energy flowing through your veins that makes you wanna put on our best clothes and take a walk on the street. Not because it’s healthy, but because you feel everyone looks at you like you’re the next best thing. And that shit makes you feel really sexy and almost gives you a boner the size of Big Ben.
You find yourself dancing in line at the super market and you think the girl behind the counter is checking you out so that’s why you try to leave her a tip, when in fact super markets don’t accept tips.
Then you find yourself unsatisfied with your own happiness so you wanna share the feeling with friends and family, you try to embrace them like it was the last day on earth, you phone your friends and ask them out for a cup of coffee, but alas they are in a meeting, walking the dog, caring for the baby, sleeping after a hard day’s work or simply pissed off because the local soccer team lost the match.
Then you try to find comfort with some stranger, but guess what, you find yourself in the awkward position of not knowing how to get close to people. Probably one of the reasons you don’t have many friends to begin with.
Eventually you end up alone in your bedroom with a bottle of scotch listening to some depressing ass shit songs that make you wanna slit your wrists, asking yourself how the fuck such a promising morning ended up like this.
You replay the day’s events in your head and you wanna come back to that rush you felt in the morning, to the accelerated pulse and the magnificent erection. Then you realize we’re all a bunch of drug addicts. It all comes down to the drug of choice. Some people choose crack, pot, coke, alcohol, pharmaceutics and some people get high on life.
Ain’t that a bitch.